Vanilla Incel

A person who shares vaguely similar incel ideologies, but excludes the hatred or blame of women, poor personal hygiene, and entitlement; leaving only the self hatred and a refusal to change out of self imposed hopelessness.

She realized that the guy she was talking to actually respected her, but due to being a vanilla incel, she broke things off after he made himself pathetic.

by I’m_writing_it August 28, 2025

Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras

Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla

by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

vanilla degen

Someone who is vanilla, but viewed from inside a subculture where weird fetishes are the norm, r34 and related. Like "normie" but for sex related things. Almost never actually an insult.

A: yoo holy shit have you seen this Peach x Bowser r34? I wish he would rape my ass like that.
B: no sorry, I'm not into that, I'm a vanilla degen

by QXTR July 11, 2021

Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.

Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"

by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022

Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.

I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out

He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020