Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances

Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.

by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020

Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It August 8, 2016

fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.

After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.

by unicornsoffury May 18, 2014

Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013

Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick

Hey babe would you like to Unicorn Swirl tonight?

by sickdickman April 1, 2021

Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.

“Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”

by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022