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texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013
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peach tops

A pregnancy test cause the tops that cover the pee stick are peach colored
by Girl1234567891011 January 28, 2014
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peaches

a person who is nice,kind,and caring but sometimes can be mean when she wants to and a person who loves animals
peaches:this is not an example but i love fortnite
by officially.a_person June 11, 2019
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To peach

Texas slang

you use this when you adore/favor someone
“To peach Nirvana!!!!”
by Lexistex February 15, 2019
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Peaches

"Fuck those guys, they're just a bunch of peaches"
by Nova_Apple August 16, 2019
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sandy peach

When a girl is at the beach and when she gets up she has sand on her ass
by Smegma696969696969 August 2, 2015
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peach gummy

A peach gummy is an old lady with no teeth and peach fuzz down giving a old man a blowjob
Your grandmother looks like she could give me a mean peach gummy.
by MetalLord2112 March 7, 2014
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