Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.

Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!

by I couldn't fins any other name August 24, 2021

Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys

Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!

by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025

Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.

Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!

by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009

Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

uber gas

Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.

Man I stopped by the plugs spot last night and grabbed a zip of that UBER GAS!

by Bigpostagepimp January 30, 2025

uber pwners

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016