Stank lies have emerged in contemporary slang as a way to describe a specific type of lie that goes beyond the ordinary. It is used to characterize a falsehood that is not only false but also carries an extra layer of audacity, offensiveness, absurdity, implausibility and foul odor.
Susan: My man just bought me 10.02ct pink diamond earrings, and he said they shipped today!
Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
Meghan: Oh really? That's a little expensive.
Susan: Yes, and we are going out tonight, I'm picking him up at 8pm.
Meghan: Wow! Ok!
Susan: He also bought me this candy perfume, it was sweet. He tried it on to see if I'd like it.
Meghan: Was it the pink bottle?
Susan: Well he said he didn't have the bottle with him, but I could smell it on his collar.
Meghan: Well you may be young, but don't be stupid. Believe me, If his lips are movin' he's tellin' Stank Lies!
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