In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009
To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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by Karonaway December 03, 2007
The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.
Her Bill Clinton number is 4.
by halcyontrooper April 02, 2011
Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."
by Kimmi Hauser October 05, 2007
The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 26, 2011
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