squid

A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.

"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"

by TexnTenn March 27, 2021

Squid

Some random kid who stole Ink!sans' nickname because their deadname sucks
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop

Person 1: who tf is Squid?
Person 2: no idea but they draw a lot idk

by Obsessive child March 30, 2021

squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*

E.g. Alright *squide*.

by That one N-word May 23, 2021

Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos

squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024