by Martybj September 22, 2023
by MrSquib October 03, 2023
Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack
by Han Sweston October 20, 2015
Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 28, 2021
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019
When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin
by Lickmydick72 December 22, 2016
by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021