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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
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Nigron Johnson

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022
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Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
mugGet the Johnson Nutsmug.

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok
"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"
by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019
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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
by gatomontez April 11, 2019
mugGet the Lumpy Johnsonmug.

pulling the johnson

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?
by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018
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D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
by Refarf May 22, 2019
mugGet the D-Johnsonedmug.

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