The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021

Jeff

Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?

Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.

Girl 1: That is legendary.

“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

Jeff

Jeff, a person who loves Medz. Very funny and caring.

-the end-

Jeff loves taking Medicines (medz)

by anonymous November 23, 2021

jeff lizak

Fuck boy

See all those girls over there? Jeff Lizak fucked them all.

by Vocellistar September 4, 2016

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends

Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!

by NoStep February 9, 2022