fish badger

A fish badger is a fish-flavoured badger. The only difference between a normal badger and a fish badger is the taste. There is no difference in fur, texture or general behaviour. Many fish badgers go undetected due to this. Often confused with 'contemporary badger' and sometimes confused with 'fish badger'.

"My God, this one's a fish badger"
"I'm a fish badger, if you don't believe me, suck my paw"
"Why do fish badgers exist?"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006

what the fish

A rather ingenious and cheerful alternative form of swear or exclamation that is widely accepted.

Someone: "Did you see that shot from that dude?!"
Another one: "What the fish! You kidding me? No one would miss that."

by momo monster December 12, 2008

fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

Star fish

When having sex with a really inexperienced female who lays on her back with her arms out above her head, legs apart and doesn't really do much other than that - like a star fish.

I was screwing her last night and she was a total star fish.

by pav996r October 12, 2006

fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore

girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments

by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009

Fish Market

When a party/gathering has an over-whelming number of females and no males. The counter-part to 'sausage-fest' but much, much worse.

Kelly: Hey, let's go to that Sig Tau party, I heard it's great.

Susan: No way! I just got back from there, total fish market!

by Honest-E September 27, 2010

Plenty Of Fish

A free online dating agency which should be avoided at all costs. Full of dirty old men and no-hoper teenagers with filthy underpants desperately seeking attractive young women. And as for the photographs - when the hell did you last see a woman who looked like that and needed to use a free dating agency? Someone I know of examined a photo closely and was sure he could see the staple puncture holes where it had been cut out of a glossy magazine.

More like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.

Beware. The gorgeous blonde on Plenty Of Fish you're exchanging suggestive e-mails with is probably really a morbidly obese middle-aged man who likes nice young boys.

by Deadborder February 20, 2012