textbook pussy

When a woman's pussy looks so perfect, it looks like you're looking at a textbook version.

"Man, I went down on her last night and I couldn't stop looking at her perfect plump pussy. She got a textbook pussy."

by pussssym December 17, 2011

text talk

1. The main reason why children in Africa are dying.

2. Type of writing used mostly by individuals bewteen the ages of 12 and 25, usually showing a lack of any communication skills. Also is a sure sign of laziness, and people who recieve messages written in text talk often suffer from body traumas and vivid hallucination.

Regular message:
Hey, Timmy, do you have to go to the mall? Kathy told me to ask you that if you're going, could you please buy her that green shirt? Because, oh my God, it's just so fucking adorable!

Text talk message:
hey timmy d u have 2 g 2 da mall?? kathy tld me 2 ask u tht if u're goin could u plzz bi hr tht grn shrt?? caus omg it jst so fukin adrbl!!11!

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

text regret

the agonizing and immediate feelings of shame, self doubt, and embarassment caused by a text sent as an emotional response to someone who so does not need to know they got to you and that they matter.

text regret sample #1: u r such a D<<k! i cannot believe i fell 4 ur bulls<<t! i normally don't do drama like this, but u'r an ass! i know everything. it's a small world!

by tip2toe August 14, 2009

Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.

Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

by snappolicious May 18, 2011

Text Bomb

The solution to sending a very sensative text to the WRONG person.

Sophie is your girlfriend. Youre texting your bro, and you accidently send "Dude. Sophie is a hube bitch." to Sophie instead of your bro. You immediatly text all you bro's saying "TEXT BOMB SOPHIE!!!" all your friends will then send her numerous messages saying things like "The purple monkey fucked a gay christmas tree." or "I farted therefore Ricky Bobby ran for president." after sending at least 20-50 messages, the hope is she will delete her entire inbox out of frustration and not see the text you accidentaly sent her.

by Baseball25 April 3, 2011

Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009