Balmy Tiger

A sexual position; name originates from Tiger Balm, (similar to ICY HOT) a combination of hot and cold to soothe muscle aches. When a male smears the cream on his sexual organ as a lubricant to have intercorse with another individual either vaginally, or anally. The cream is very painful when on or around the sexual organ, so attempt with caution.

(tiger balm is not intended to be used as a sexual lubricant for intercorse and the results of such are undetermined.)

"Hey bro, I had sexually intercorse with my girlfriend last night. we tried the 'Balmy Tiger'."

"I want to 'Balmy Tiger' that hot chick"

"I 'Balmy Tiger'd' that girl over there last weekend"

by eye_dew_wurk July 14, 2009

Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.

I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.

by duttysox February 25, 2011

tiger bite

When a tiger bites you

"Did you see that bite Josh had?"
"Yeah, a tiger bit him, it's a tiger bite"

by door knob February 1, 2008

a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

by Benko October 10, 2005

Tiger-style

When you have sex with your wife and pass along all the STDs you've caught from your affairs, a la Tiger Woods.

Husband, to wife: "Want to do it Tiger-style tonight?"
Wife: "What is that? Like doggie-style?"
Husband: "No -- we have sex and you catch all the diseases my cocktail waitress girlfriend gave me last month."

by KevinMF January 5, 2010

Tiger woods

Hes black i think and uh, i own the force

Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone

by Matt Gualdarrama March 12, 2005

Timmy Tiger

Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.

Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.

by Becky Bear March 8, 2009