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Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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third knuckle

When one inserts his fingers in girls anus, stimulating her with each knuckle that penetrates her.
While I was hitting it from the back, I tried the third knuckle to see if she was wit it. And dat bitch came hella hard. It was like Nigeria fall on my balls.
by freechinballs September 30, 2017
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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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king richard the third

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third
by foultreebread April 28, 2017
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Third on

An erection that is between a Semi and a full on raging boner
Hey man, did you see those homeless men jerking each other off? It gave me a third on
by bobskaggs June 7, 2017
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Third Wheel

Usually the odd one out of the group (3 people), this person does not fit in and typically has a strong intolerance for eggs.
"Is that guy puking up eggs?"

"I bet he's a third wheeler"
by KingSlayer72 March 13, 2018
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third down brown

penetrating someone twice in the vagina followed by a sudden switch to the ass (then usually shouting TOUCHDOWN)
dude, i totally gave her a third down brown last night
by milonated February 11, 2017
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