Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

The Fuckin Man

A huge bro that pounds mitt and slays brews

My boy Nick Argiros slayer of all slays, has a slay list of over 1000 broads.

Now he's the fuckin man

by wheelsmcdee October 4, 2010

The fuckin'

Adjective

The person/thing at the top of their/its game (the best of the best).

Everything else is measured against the fuckin'.

Comes from the key part of the sentence when describing awesome things "It's (the fuckin') best!"

Synonyms: G.O.A.T etc.

"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"

"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"

by A Hazardous Experience September 21, 2025

Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022