midnight spaghetti

When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.

Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!

by KiwisDictionary July 1, 2021

Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.

"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."

by Australian Liberal Party December 5, 2012

Midnight 0'5

the greatest band alive.

Bob: Woah did you hear of the new band Midnight 0'5?
Danny: Yeah man they're sick!

by The Boltinator July 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

midnight love

A midnight love is someone who you hook up with (commonly at night) who doesn’t love you as much as you love them. Usually this person will require you to keep the relationship a secret and tell no one. You may feel as if you’re in a one sided love or if your being used for the primary purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll just settle for being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023