tax a snitch

1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.

2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.
"That bitch owes me for the dope - I'm gonna have to tax a snitch to get my cash back."
by truecrime11 February 16, 2016
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 04, 2023
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Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes
“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti
by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022
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The Gay Tax

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.
“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”
by Ciiinderellly January 06, 2022
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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