Taco Bandit

An Mexican who's been in America for more than 10 years,but still "no can speaka da ingles",but wants to make $25 hour

"I told dat little taco bandit that the telemarketing job was filled"

by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003

tacosalad

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce

that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!

by bigP187 March 2, 2010

Tacologist

someone who has studied and is a master in the science and art of Tacology

We need someone who knows a hell of a lot about tacos. lets get a Tacologist.

by benthefourteenthhundred December 29, 2008

Taco Twat

same defintion as camel toe. the seam of the shorts/pants of a woman is so far between the lips of her vagina that it looks like an upside down taco shell............hince the name taco twat

Becky has a taco twat!

by Mrs. Funny Shoes May 26, 2009

taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.

Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

tacoing your mom

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021