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system requirements

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.
<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!
by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004
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Systemhobo

A word that means - has a very large penis in the 19th centuary.
Luke's systemhobo belongs to jamie.
by luke thomas. March 25, 2008
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System error

Having sex with a girl doggy style and rocket donkey punching her at the same time.
Matt: Dude, i did the system error on my girlfriend last night!!

Andrew: What the hell is that?

Matt: i did her doggy, and then i stuck my arm in her butthole man!!

Andrew: Ahh dude!! not cool!!
by Matthew X February 22, 2010
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system pig

I got harassed by system pig(s) while I don't commit any crime(s).
by GasKike January 17, 2023
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pulley system

used to describe the decrease in weight when your balls yank at your scrotum in elephantitus.
my scrotum would fall off if i didn't have a pulley system for my elephantitus.
by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005
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metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.
Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*
by p00flake August 8, 2006
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Gyno-Judicial System

An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.
When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp
by BF42TH September 29, 2018
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