Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by December 18, 2023
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system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by samawesomesauce December 18, 2023
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Phantom System

A rip-off of the NES console from Brazil that was popular in its home country.
Man, people from places other than Brazil have never heard of Phantom System.
by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024
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Human Operating System

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.
The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.
by Snake Master November 10, 2020
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Cuop system

The cuop (c-ew-p) system is another form of time kind of like the bean system. In minutes 1 cuop is 5 mins and 9 micro seconds long. Some clock have the system unknowingly there is a line next to each major number. To put is easily 1 cuop is 5 minutes long and it is used to make time go faster.
I will be at your house in 1 cuop.
My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
I use the cuop system so time goes quickly
by Dots keeper of words June 21, 2021
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Rodric system

Ukrainian system for measuring alcohol that is measured in relation to 1 Rod pour (Rp).
That chick at the Red Mill did not use the Rodric system when she poured me this Buffalo Trace. This isn’t even a quarter of a Rod pour
by Whiskey Ben January 27, 2023
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