Shoppingasm

A Shoppingasm is when you finally release the pleasure of having a shopping crave by going on one massive or small shopping spree outside or online.

Person 1: "Hey person2, I think i might finally go shopping to get rid of my shoppingasm"

Person 2: "Person1, that sounds like a good idea I might tag along"

by AriannaIDK May 10, 2021

Slopping

The act of fucking a big sloppy wet pussy.

I bet you Hans is going to be slopping that pussy later.

by Slimpickings October 27, 2021

Shoppingcarts415

The best plug in the game, Most his strain are real genetics not just a bunch or renamed lemon cherry gelato/Runtz Your plug can’t say the same lol Instagram has to delete his account every week cause he post so much heat

Wow is that Shoppingcarts415 the balls on this prick!

by Shoppingcarts415ismyplug November 22, 2021

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

shopping

you say you will only get one thing but walk out with the store.
something that only addicts do like Nia

"Nia is a shopping addict"
"wow did you see the Nia"
"Who?"
"Oh i mean the shopping addict"

by dfak;ms.jefgu8p'iWERJ January 31, 2022

Slopping

An amazing song, usually of the god tier status.

You ain’t seen nothing yet - Bachman-Turner Overdrive is slopping

by Mistiful February 4, 2022

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022