midnight switch

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you

damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe

by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017

bait-and-switch baby

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

by photojenna June 30, 2008

Clickbait-and-switch

An exciting headline on a boring article.

"Do homeless people want a job? The answer may shock you!" The answer was,"yes." Total clickbait-and-switch.

by Truncation_err May 11, 2016

The Big Switcheroo

When a man and a woman essentially switch places sexually (hence the term "switcheroo"); the man does not include his dick in the sexual act, but rather takes a strap-on cock in the ass from the woman. Note the "big" in the term. There is a difference between a "big switcheroo" and a generic switcheroo. A generic switcheroo is simply a male individual taking a strap-on in the ass from one (or more than one, Jesus, I'd hate to be that dude :/) female. For it to be called a "Big Switcheroo," the act itself is much like the generic switcheroo, BUT before the act occurs, there is a formal ceremony in which the man and woman partake in, that switch each others roles in spirit for the next hour. This ceremony verifies the soon-to-happen act as "big". Traditionally, a flock of Doves is released from a basket immediately following the ceremony. However, in southern states of the United States, Big Switcheroo-ers tend to prefer freeing a flock of cocks from a cage (no pun intended).

Guy: Hey babe, you ready for tonite? The Big Switcheroo! ;P
Girl: mm, yeah babe, did you call the dove-releaser guy and set up an appointment for us?
Guy: Oh fuck, babe I thought YOU said you would handle the scheduling with the dove-releaser? Now it's, it's ruined! It's just going to be a switcheroo :(
Girl: I'm so mad at you I'm going to strap-on the fuck outta you right now. "Big" switcheroo or generic.

by bojackfuckman October 23, 2018

Switkowski

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

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We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007

Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.

1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.

by kookaburra September 17, 2010

SwitcH

a good counter-forces player that is fat, but has a secksay voice :o~

SwitcH: My girlfriend keeps calling me. ):
RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?

by Yammins January 5, 2009