Storm star appreciation day

The 28th of July of every year since 2004

A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star

Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!

by Storm star69 May 25, 2018

media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

by QuacksO March 2, 2018

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021

Taco Storm

When making tacos for a large group, people work dilligently to get them served fast.

We got some hard shell tacos in bulk and had a taco storm.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.

John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!

by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018

I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 3, 2020

Dirty Storm

A person what always makes a joke dirty or someone who can read something dirty with a straight face,very few people can do this.Or it is a person who always thinks dirty no matter the situation

"Jason" has a dirty storm mind,he always thinks of things that are dirty.

by Urban legends234 September 7, 2021