by Fcklittemen September 30, 2019
Get the Jack Stevens mug.A man who "isnt scared" to drink himself retarded. A drunk person who randomly disapears to pass out on something flat with wheels. An ape-like person whos giant fingers make him look as if hes carrying a bunch of bananas in each hand. Known by Native Americans as "Hung Like Horse"
WTF! my drunk friend was just here. some one check all truck beds and trailors hes gone Stavena on me.
We were drunk at his place, he yelled "lock it up," and used his Stavena fingers on me.
I was heading over to this guys house to get Stavena'd but my car got hit by a train on the way there.
We were drunk at his place, he yelled "lock it up," and used his Stavena fingers on me.
I was heading over to this guys house to get Stavena'd but my car got hit by a train on the way there.
by Not To Be Fugged With! August 9, 2009
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by Flatass May 23, 2018
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by Gilbertonibba6969420 November 24, 2018
Get the Steven mug.A stubborn bull headed boyfriend who usually breaks up with someone eleven to twelve times for rediculous reasons, he is often seen sneaking around with girls named paige and loces listening to rap music to make himself seem black. He is not very kind and loves to talk crap about anyone and everyone behind their backs. many times he will tell you he is going to fight you but then backs down because really he is a pussy, has a small dick and thinks hes the best at everything and can never be wrong. He usually treats girls like shit and never appologizes. mostly found talking crap on facebook and having fun with other girls behind his girlfriends back. and he never keeps his promises. he is for sure quality! no homo!
exp. 1
omfg just so you know im hanging out with paige and some other people tomorrow just so you dont think im cheating on you.
yep thats a steven.
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paige asked me to prom but she dosent want to cause any drama and didnt want me to tell you about it. im not sure what to say.
say that she should take cody instead cuz were seeing each other and that would be akward for me.
that was my idea
... later on... oh by the way i told her yes
wow you are such a steven
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i dont think things are ever going to work out between us so im done. just dont think im leaving you for paige.
dayyymmmn you are by far the biggest steven i know...
omfg just so you know im hanging out with paige and some other people tomorrow just so you dont think im cheating on you.
yep thats a steven.
exp.2
paige asked me to prom but she dosent want to cause any drama and didnt want me to tell you about it. im not sure what to say.
say that she should take cody instead cuz were seeing each other and that would be akward for me.
that was my idea
... later on... oh by the way i told her yes
wow you are such a steven
exp. 3
i dont think things are ever going to work out between us so im done. just dont think im leaving you for paige.
dayyymmmn you are by far the biggest steven i know...
by giving up April 7, 2011
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A closet-ed gay
secretly sucks Zach steens penis in the lockerroom
Also has a secret crush on Liam Shaw, and Josh Keener.
Loves Josh's twelve inch dick (Steven told me) in he super tight(told me again) asshole.
it may be tight at first but after a few minutes he can take a horse like mister hands
Can use double fist in is ass, four if hes with friends.
can fit a fist in his pee hole and cross dresses but when he gets a boner he covers it with his handy dandy binder
A closet-ed gay
secretly sucks Zach steens penis in the lockerroom
Also has a secret crush on Liam Shaw, and Josh Keener.
Loves Josh's twelve inch dick (Steven told me) in he super tight(told me again) asshole.
it may be tight at first but after a few minutes he can take a horse like mister hands
Can use double fist in is ass, four if hes with friends.
can fit a fist in his pee hole and cross dresses but when he gets a boner he covers it with his handy dandy binder
by joe vega October 15, 2011
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