National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

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sitting on

'Sitting on' usually means 'doing something.' If you took it literally, you're an idiot.

I was sitting on my phone for ten hours

by einSitzpinkler May 4, 2018

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testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

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spittin mad whack

talkin bouts some straight up crazy shiz. Kna mean?

"Yo dawg! you gots all yo lampz in one boat! Ya follow?"

"Wha? You straight up spittin mad whack dawg!"

"word!"

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

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The art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. However, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
Considered by many as a gift from God, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and "bring them in for testing"

Jo: Yo boom, 128 on it's way down!

Boom: Cool man, nice bus spotting. You comin' down my joint?

Jo: Nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

by Never catchthebus99' April 17, 2009

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