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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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sperm

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick
boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*
by mewsem October 11, 2022
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Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 11, 2023
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Sperm the worm

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.
by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016
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make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.
“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”
by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023
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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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sperm soda electric boogaloo

A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in
Tim:i just gave my girl the sperm soda electric boogaloo

bill:wow that must have felt good
by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022
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