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Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people
Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 11, 2017
mugGet the Spank demesmug.

spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
mugGet the spank my grannymug.

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020
mugGet the spank the monkeymug.

Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.
That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.
by Mag83 November 7, 2025
mugGet the Spanked assmug.

pickle spank

a pickle spank is where one or two persons get naked, normally men, and then proceed to spank each others "pickles" until one person can not withhold the pain of the spanks.
Yo, you gotta try this new game with me. It's called pickle spank!
by mistermoist May 2, 2018
mugGet the pickle spankmug.

Kank spank

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga
“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”
by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025
mugGet the Kank spankmug.

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.
Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
mugGet the barber spankmug.

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