simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023

SimpEver

Someone who is indecisive and can never make a choice within a timely manner.

Don't be like SimpEver, just pick a damn place to eat.

by cpucandidate February 27, 2023

Simple

Simple, go fuck yourself

Simple fuck yourself

by Swedish swede March 1, 2023

Simpu tayholi

A person who simps with every girl as well as possible secretly

Hey look at this guy simpu tayholi

by You don't who am i March 23, 2023

SimplePurse

A white man who uses a guff skin on minecraft and fortnite. He usually has that bad rizz and it works opposite. Even though his rizz is bad, he created the saying "What's cooking good looking". People call him "Simple" for short. He always trolls people. He is every race and uses every slur in the book.

AHH SHIT SIMPLE HELP ME
e-e guffy wuffy
SIMPLEPURSE YOU ARE BEING DUMB
Shut up you faggot

by MrPortMan March 31, 2023

Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

simpurticness

An effect that occurs when a user overuses the product called Burn In, which causes a hole to slowly grow on the front of the users face.

"Jim had too much Burn In , i think he has simpurticness"

by Marothebigbrain August 13, 2023