SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

Simp

A male that goes all out for pussy and usually skips going out with the boys to achieve that task.

Dude Teigen is such a simp he chases pussy all the time.

by Carlton Davis January 6, 2020

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simp

The definition of a simp is Seth Green... You know who you are.

"hey what is a simp?"
"all I have to say is... Seth Green."

by Eli_Clan January 11, 2020

Simp

Anthony

January 15th is national Anthony Simp day.

by cambruh January 15, 2020

Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.

Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.

by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020