Simone Style

Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich

“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”

by Liam Allison March 29, 2024

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….

“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”

by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

Simone Twagg

Simone twagg is the number one football manager in all the universe, he is lumpy , he is grumpy, and he and Vanessa do the humpy. He is diabetic and a really fit football guy, an all round player. He is extraordinary, someone you would love to have in your life.

“See that lumpy man over there, he’s a real Simone Twagg

by Massive bum boy March 16, 2021

Simon

can seem nice from time to time, but he can be can be as mean as the devil

jesus christ simon could be spawn of the devil

by Salomien October 22, 2019