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Shorty that

1. I second that

2. Dibs..
1.
Person a:Hail Hitler!
Person b: Shorty that!
2.
Person a: Look at all these fine females!
Person b: I shorty the one in the blue shirt.
by Bunny Slipper Bitch July 31, 2011
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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Sorrytude

The state of mind of feeling sorry while reminiscing about the mistake in solitude.
My girlfriend gave me a gift for St. Valentine, while I forgot about the holiday.

Now she stopped speaking to me. So I sit home thinking about my mistake in sorrytude.
by new0rleans April 11, 2012
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Shorty

Shorty is a nickname give to a kid that has a small dick, is gay, and has a dick up his ass 24/7.
Mckenna: Look at shorty he is gay.

Everybody in the world: Ya I know he is gay as fuck.
Mckenna: Gayyyy
by Mckenna_has_a_big_ass September 5, 2016
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Sorry

A word used to convey to others that you recognize that you have erred and will make a conscientious effort to not do it again.
"I'm sorry I cheated on you."
(5 minutes later)
"OH Look at this hot chick on Tinder"

"I'm sorry I was late yesterday, I promise to be on time today."
(Later that day)
"Sorry I'm late, I lost track of time."
by FeenixRizing June 19, 2016
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sorry

im sorry i farted in the jello mommy
by hippieCrack July 14, 2016
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
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sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
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