Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Shank

Any object you can stab someone with.

”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”

by DaToddla March 29, 2021

Shank

A shank is a slag word for knife

G watch when I catch that ute he’s gonna get shanked

Ayo back out the shank

by T1.mAzzA🥵🥶 February 20, 2020

Shank

Darwen slang for a reach-around originated from Bummers Wood. Giving a shag and a wank at the same time.

When we’re in Bummers Wood I’ll shank you.

by ThePoplarKid July 9, 2019

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009