september 28th

National hickey day

Its september 28th, get ready for hickeys!!

by Your local lesbian September 23, 2019

Life-Sentence

Marriage

Jim is serving a Life-Sentence from next week. He's getting married

by Cornflake2058 August 2, 2012

emo band sentence

1.A very very long sentence with huge words that goes on forever until you can no longer understand the meaning, or what is trying to be said
2.A long sentence that makes no sense, like the name of an emo song (such as: the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage-panic!at the disco)

boy 1: that lecture was like all emo band sentences
boy 2: word, it went on forever. what was the dude even talking about?
boy 1: phsssssssssssss, hell if i know.

by Laurenel January 14, 2007

September 14th

September 14th is national kiss your GF/Crush day! Boys use this wisely because its only today!

Boy: *Kisses crush*
Crush: What are you doing!
Boy: haven't you heard, its September 14th!

by You're Welcome Boys September 13, 2021

28th September

The day that you can legally kill that one sibling that you don’t like.

Trisha: Hey Jake, what are you gonna do one the 28th September
Jake: Well Trisha, funny you asked. I’m going to kill my annoying little shit called a brother.
Trisha: oop

by ElizaPurches October 11, 2020

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

September 21

The day when they can’t stop us alll. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey guys ready for September 21 reeeeeeeeeeeee

by Theguy that could of but didnt September 9, 2019