Manly seat

Is een a girl sits on a mans lap while having a boner

Omg look she is Sting like the manly seat lol fucking loser daddy chill ayo

by Dioniscool September 1, 2021

Run Up On The Seat

This is the maneuver when one has lost all control of the lockage and now has autopilot engaged for the rest of the performance . This can also refer to when one is commended for the stellar activities he/she performs in the space .

Ashton run up on the seat full throttle simultaneously locking the music. " Mdf Adrian dii run on the seat with this outfit bey”

by Town242 June 19, 2021

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Is this seat taken?

When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.

Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.

Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.

by DrAccius January 2, 2022

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021