Electric Screwdriver

A variant of the traditional screwdriver, this cocktail is comprised of Orangina and vodka.

"What you drinkin' son? Another Red Bull and vodka?"
"Nah, man I'm a get an electric screwdriver. I gots a little bit of a cold I need to get over."

by Socal_Infidel November 6, 2008

Skull screw

The act of pulling someones eyes out and fucking in that hole.

Lindsay lohan is soooooo going to get skull screwed in jail!

by youguessedright August 10, 2010

Columbian Screwdriver

Make a bitch do coke off your dick, then suck it, then cum in her mouth and make it squirt out of her nose.

Man, I gave Becky a Columbian Screwdriver last night, shit was so cash

by Lubielue February 25, 2011

screwdified

The act of being screwed

"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"

by Sean November 22, 2004

Mis-screwed

You have a misunderstanding about the situation; Confused.

Everything in my life is so mis-screwed right now, I dont know whether I'm coming or going.

by Shareese Havens February 18, 2009

Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman

1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.

by Panzer23 April 26, 2011

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008