A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
Get the Screaming Ballastmug. A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
Get the Screaming Pissmug. When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
Get the Screaming weinermug. When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019
Get the seagull screamingmug.