Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

ben sanchez

the best guy in the universe. he is so sweet and utter perfection in every way. he deserves his own galaxy.

I am dating ben sanchez

by SimplySage December 23, 2022

Maple Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez but with maple syrup instead of butt creemee

Dude I was fucking her butt the butt was way too creemee… so I broke out the Grade A Maple and glazed her ‘stache!! Now thats a Maple Sanchez.

by Shabba No Ranks February 21, 2025

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.

Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!

by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021

Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.

guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt

by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021