squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper
teacher i did my work cough *squid work*
by danny manny fanny May 02, 2022
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squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.
Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.
by ejewbod March 02, 2018
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squid octo

people who like squid octo's content are weebs
by vausey9 March 24, 2021
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach
Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs
by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022
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sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.
Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.
by Philexicon January 01, 2024
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Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
by R. Roll November 15, 2010
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