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Snakes on a Plane

Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.

The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.

The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."

Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."

Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"

A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"

Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
by BulldozerBegins November 6, 2008
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Part of a new cult religion's practices, in which they praise Samuel Jackson, because he created a godly beer. It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
The people eat snakes while on a plane shooting bullets even though they are in the air and will damage the plane.
Use of snakes on a plane...

Man:MMMMM, this beer is good, I think I'l go fuck that fat chick while I eat this deep fried snakes on this muthafucking plane.
Fat Chick: OH, fuck me, fuck me, and pass another pound of the snakes and I need another beer.
Man: Sure baby, just let me shoot another round at the floor of the plane... Nigga bring it on.
Samuel L. Jackson: There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane mother fucker.
by devilious donut September 9, 2006
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The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.
Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy
by Steve "The Don" Patulls September 10, 2006
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an acceptance of the uncontrolable.
"I'm sorry about your grandma dying, are you okay?"
"Yeah...I kind of went off by myself, drove around, and snakes on a plane'd it over. I'm cool now."
by Bailey Sharp September 9, 2006
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SOMEONE PLEASE POST A DEFINITION SAYING WHAT "SNAKES" MEANS IN RAPS, LIKE PAPA ROACH'S "got a problem with the snakes that are crawling/ through my area when the darkness is falling" and in GRAVEDIGGAZ' "somebody oughta chop the heads off these snakes/ it'd be better off than dying in a pit full of snakes"
(and then delete this crap question cos its not a definition. but put the definition up first. and yeah, i tried looking on "snake" in the singular too, but it didn't say much relevant)
by bemused rap fan February 7, 2005
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S.O.A.P. (Snakes On A Plane)- lip sass backtalk bsattitudeshade
Don't give me no soap (snakes on a plane)!
by HAJohn September 18, 2008
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Too late in realizing that you've caught in an inescapable deteriorating situation, where there is nothing you could do except tackle it head on and knowing that you probably will not survive when it ends.
In gaming:

Player A: Dude, we just lost our last flag and we are surrounded by armor....

Player B: Man...snakes on a plane.
by Rocket Punch September 8, 2006
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