Blonde girl: “hey ladies I think I’m not gonna go out tonight”
Ladies: “why not?”
Blonde girl: “because I have a nice plump Rubis in bed waiting for me!”.
Ladies: “oh my gosh. That is so understandable I NEED a Rubis”
Ladies: “why not?”
Blonde girl: “because I have a nice plump Rubis in bed waiting for me!”.
Ladies: “oh my gosh. That is so understandable I NEED a Rubis”
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Get the rubie neiles mug.The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.
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Get the Phantom Ruby mug.Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”
Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”
Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”
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Get the Ruby Reid mug.Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.
Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.
Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.
Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!
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