Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.

My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019

Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.

Smashing Pumpkins are dull.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020

Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.

Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020

pumpkin

a cumslut

person 1:“awe! pumpkin is so cute!”
person 2: “she’s a cumslut”

by co0chieman719 November 28, 2020

Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach

He gave her a pumpkin munchkin

by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020