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Carve that pumpkin 

When that booty look like a pumpkin, dudes wanna carve it..
Damn girl! You got a pumkin tail!! And i think imma carve that pumpkin!!
Carve that pumpkin by Lownwnflsmd August 18, 2015

smash the pumpkin 

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someones girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

four iron blocks one pumpkin head 

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head
villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

carve the pumpkin 

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.
"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."
carve the pumpkin by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018

Weeding the pumpkin 

Shaving a old man's balls
Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office