I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014

lying on poop

Aka lop

When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.

Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.

Michael: your school be lop so much.

Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.

by I can't Ainsley Harriot June 11, 2016

National Group Poop Day

On April 15, National Group Poop Day will be celebrated across the globe. Get with your friends and enjoy a group poop.

We're celebrating National Group Poop Day at my house tomorrow. Do you want to come?

by Ppcrusher April 12, 2019

I eat poop for a living

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)

Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

by I eat dog chocolate July 28, 2021

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

by Eviepie January 28, 2021

Poop Dealer

A Poop Dealer is a male who sells Poopy in many diffrent colors .
The Dealer typically where a AcDc shirt and skinny jeans with a soul patch and a reciting hair line

Person 1 Imma hit up my poop dealer
Person 2 Damn does he have purple
Person 1 hell yeah he does

by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019