poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

poke a troll

The act of replying to a troll on a particular social network.

Dick pulls a stunt by poking a troll on the youtube comment section and receives massive denials for his mother.

Lianna swears to speak nothing but nothing of the nothing true, looks like she's ready to poke a troll in the court.

by kennyOverseer February 21, 2017

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016

poke some smot

smoke some pot

Hey dude, you wanna go poke some smot?

by talminator June 25, 2016

poke smocker

Pot smoker

That guy is a heavy poke smocker.

by talminator June 25, 2016

Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016