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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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plan of asnack

plan of asnack (or a-snack)

n.
1. Usually occurring late at night or during periods of whacked-out poo brain, the premeditation and/or scheming of covertly acquiring delicious foodstuffs.
"I'll sneak down to the kitchen,
and on the way, I'll figure out my plan of asnack."
by Professor A. Snack, Ph.D February 22, 2011
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plan-date

When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.
Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!
by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011
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Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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ESCAPE PLAN

Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.
by anonymous October 17, 2023
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Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself
by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023
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