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This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
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Two can play at that game 

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.
Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!
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pony play 

Pony play refers to a type of BDSM role-play in which one partner assumes the role of a young equine—a pony—taking on its mannerisms and even dressing the part. The three types of role in pony play are (1) cart ponies, in which the "pony" pulls an actual cart that is sometimes called a "sulky"; (2) riding ponies, in which the "pony" is symbolically "ridden" by the partner; and (3) show ponies, in which the "pony" is asked to display some type of show-horse (dressage) skill, with the "pony" outfitted as for an exhibition. (Source: Wikipedia, strangely enough)
My girlfriend used to be into puppy play, but now she's more into pony play, and I'm the cart horse.
pony play by bighominid February 18, 2015

foul play 

murder, actions that are not playing fair
Police suspected foul play in disappearance of Mitchell's girlfriend.
foul play by cheatingdeath November 13, 2007

rape play 

Type of role play in sexual foreplay/intercourse. Putting the submissive as "the victim" and the dominant partner as the "rapist". It's all role play and consensual.
Bailey: My boyfriend and I tried Rape Play
Jessica: He raped you?!?
Bailey: No, I consented. We role played a rape situation
rape play by CheesyBoi October 3, 2017

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito 

A phrase used when something sad occurs.
"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."

Workday Play 

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.
Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!