like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

panic pick

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.

"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy

by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009

homer pick

The act of making a sports related prediction with a obvious bias towards one's home team. Normal sports statistics, common sense, or logic apply to the "homer's" train of thought.

Bob, from Dayton, Ohio, made a huge "homer pick" and took the Flyers to the championship game.

by golfshark5 April 27, 2014

Pity Pick Up

Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.

This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.

by Autumn87 May 12, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

yt pick me

i’m not like other girls, they try to be different but rlly are the most basic bitches ever.

jessica: other girls like to listen to clairo, i’m different i like to listen to nessa bc i can relate to her lyrics’, she’s very emo and so am i 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

habiba: bro i only asked you what type of pizza you wanted. stop being an yt pick me

by yaraswhoreslave August 22, 2021

tim pick

An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin

That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin

by Nubbin for rubbin February 8, 2022