panic pick 

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.

"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy

panic pick by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009

homer pick 

The act of making a sports related prediction with a obvious bias towards one's home team. Normal sports statistics, common sense, or logic apply to the "homer's" train of thought.

Bob, from Dayton, Ohio, made a huge "homer pick" and took the Flyers to the championship game.

homer pick by golfshark5 April 27, 2014

Pity Pick Up

Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.

This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.

Pity Pick Up by Autumn87 May 12, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard 

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

Tommy-pick a bastard by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2016

yt pick me

i’m not like other girls, they try to be different but rlly are the most basic bitches ever.

jessica: other girls like to listen to clairo, i’m different i like to listen to nessa bc i can relate to her lyrics’, she’s very emo and so am i 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

habiba: bro i only asked you what type of pizza you wanted. stop being an yt pick me

yt pick me by yaraswhoreslave August 22, 2021

tim pick

An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin

That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin

tim pick by Nubbin for rubbin February 8, 2022

I Can't Pick Usernames 

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

I Can't Pick Usernames by Finn96 November 9, 2014