Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010

Pant Cylinder

A synonymn for a boner or male erection.

Watching all the Death Wish movies in a day gave Jim, a high ranking NRA member, a pant cylinder.

by Buckojeff September 14, 2009

Saturday Pants

Another term used that has the same meaning as pajama pants or bottoms.

It was quite nippy so i put on a pair of saturday pants before i went to bed.

by saturdaypants August 1, 2010

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018

mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

by zimmo August 17, 2006