Pancakes of Righteousness

A vagina.

"Hey duder, I totally shafted the Pancakes of Righteousness!"

by Chaoticist April 22, 2015

creamie pancake

A group of guys jack off into a container of pancake mix. The pancake Mix is them baked into pancakes and someone has to eat all the pancakes.

Dude that girl did had creamie pancakes this weekend

by Gray1717 March 23, 2016

Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions

I want him to make me a Reston pancake.

by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019

Pancakes flop

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019

Egyptian Pancakes

When a dude is hitting a girl from behind and jizzes on her back, then lets the jizz dry, peels it off, and serves it up as a snack

Dude...I’m feeling freaky tonight! What ya say we hit up my girl for a three-some and have us some Egyptian pancakes?

by Jebenizer December 9, 2019

jiggly pancake

the food of god and unicorns, what angels sleep on at night, and literal HEAVEN in your mouth. They are compatible with anything and everything. Sunshine? yep. Rainbows? yep. That piece of 3 week old cheese you left on the table for the mouse you thought was your friend but isn't? sure why not? Jiggly pancakes can make anything better, even if you don't eat the heavenly morsels, because of their special motion. The J i G g Le. You poke? they jiggle. You breathe? they jiggle. You look at them wishing that they could be in your mouth at this very moment? they jiggle tantalizingly as you run across the room, fork in hand. Seriously, jiggly pancakes are like donuts to bagels, and now I really want one so lemme just...

OMG THERES A JIGGLY PANCAKE THAT HAS NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRIES ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by chopstickchild September 8, 2019

flip pancakes

Slang term for the act of a homosexual trying to turn a confirmed or supposed heterosexual person into a homosexual relationship for the purpose of dating or fleeting sexual intercourse; Often this accomplished by appealing to the subject's emotional vulnerabilities, uncertain or fluid sexuality, and even romance under false pretenses (i.e.: Pretending to a member of the opposite sex).

"Too many drag queens out here on the streets playing games and trying to flip pancakes instead of finding one of their own to love"

by jully_booly May 24, 2018