This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
Get the Poser mug.A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.
The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who's not really a troublemaker, but wants more than anything in the world to be accepted by the world, so does everything a troublemaker would do, thinking that being one is the answer to the question of what's wrong. A mama's boy or mama's girl posing as a rebellious teenager their entire life, well after their eighteenth birthday.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
Get the Extreme poser mug.A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirus poser mug.He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020
Get the Xtreme poser mug.If a guy has convinced people he's Italian (such as an actor in a movie), but he's not really Italian, no matter how believable the guy is, he's not authentic, so he's a poser.
The poser had convinced people that he/she was from hell and that he/she was hell, but since there was no hell, he/she was just another otherwise obscure poser.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020
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