Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.
I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.
by Jesse McCormack August 10, 2008
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Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.
Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.
by Great-Chief Highlander May 02, 2010
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poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out
'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
by octopriapus August 16, 2011
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poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women
I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Poon Smasher

someone who fornicates with a lot of females and demolishes their vagina
by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes November 05, 2015
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Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina
I like me some nice tight poon crack.
by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009
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Poon musk

The natural odor coming off of a vagina, poon, pussy or snatch.
Your poon musk smells good it's starting to turn me on.
Girl you need to shower I can smell your poon musk over here
by Wadeoh November 22, 2018
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